You are a true Renaissance Man, Tripp!  I have never met anyone who free dives with sharks with no equipment whatsoever.  No doubt that you would have existed successfully in the Paleo times as you have the ability to hunt and gather your food, cook it, and enjoy it culturally.  Not to mention you’re musical, artistic, and easy on the eyes!  Perhaps you should consider adding modeling to your long list of skills and interests!   I had an awesome time with you.